TOOLS FOR HIM

THE SUBVERSIVE GARDENER: TOOLS FOR HIM IS A NEW COLLECTION OF ACCESSORIES DESIGNED TO FUNCTION AS GUERRILLA GARDENING TOOLS. TOOLS FOR HIM PRESENTS 24CT GOLD GRILLZ WITH TELESCOPIC SEED SHOOTER, A CLAW WORN ON A CHAIN AND A BALL CAP WITH RAKE ATTACHMENT. THE BALL CAP IS USED TO COVERTLY DISRUPT SOIL FOR EFFECTIVE PLANTING, THE CLAW IS EMPLOYED TO DIG HOLES AND SOW SEEDS, WHILE THE GRILL EMPLOYS THE USERS BREATH TO SPIT SEEDS INTO HARD-TO-REACH AREAS. EACH TOOL IS PAIRED WITH DANCE MOVES AND SEED VARIETIES TO STYLISHLY INTEGRATE GARDENING ASSAULTS INTO THE GUERRILLA GARDENER'S DAILY ROUTINE.